Hey there, future ranch royalty. Are you tired of the city life, HOA drama, and neighbors who insist on parking directly in front of your driveway? If you've ever dreamed of waking up to the sound of birds chirping instead of car alarms, or sipping coffee while your horses stare at you like you're late with breakfast—then let me introduce you to 3300 E GrapeLeaf Lane*—where the only thing louder than the peace and quiet is the occasional turkey strut. What’s waiting for you? *3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms* (Because let’s be honest, no one likes sharing a bathroom) *Walk-in closets* in every bedroom (for your cowboy boots, tactical gear, or excessive sweater collection—no judgment) *4.84 acres of paradise*—fully fenced, cross-fenced, and probably the best place for a slow-motion horse montage, not to mention one of the pastures has programmable irrigation *Four-stall barn* + *tack/feed room* (because your horses deserve the VIP treatment) *Heated, screened saltwater pool**—because Florida is *hot and so is this listing *Three-bay garage/shop* (one bay has A/C because Florida again) *Shooting berm* (unused—so, pasture or private range, your call) *Backs up to a forest* = *No rear neighbors. Ever.* Just deer, turkeys, and probably Bigfoot Oh, and did I mention you’re at the end of a quiet dead-end road and it’s gated? Meaning you won’t deal with random drive-bys or sketchy door-to-door salespeople. **Listed at $699,000**—which is basically a steal considering you get your own equestrian playground and a personal nature retreat. *Location: Inverness, Florida**—just minutes from **Withlacoochee State Park S. Trail 9*, so you can ride, hike, or just pretend you’re in a scenic nature documentary. *Don’t just dream it—live it.* Call your real estate agent, your horse trainer, or your farrier and schedule a tour before someone else gallops away with this beauty.